What the difference between New Jersey Girls and trash?
Trash gets picked up.
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YOU MIGHT BE FROM JERSEY IF...
* You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.
* You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.
* Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Englishtown Auction for cheap stuff.
* You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.
* You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.
* You can smell and know when it's low tide.
* The Jets/Giants game has started fights at your school and/or local bar.
* There are no self serve gas stations and you like it that freakin' way... "yous gotta problem wit dat?"
* You've had sex on the beach, and I'm not talking about the beverage.