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Beer Limericks
« on: February 19, 2014, 07:25:14 AM »
There was a young man who loved Pabst
He drank it until he collapsed
He gave up beer
For Lent every year
And on Easter morning, relapsed.
- Garrison Keillor
 
There are more here.
http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/2012/03/31/lyrics/beer.shtml
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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2014, 09:42:49 AM »
I like this one:

Hopheads think this beer's a dud,
For others, their favorite, it's Bud,
Wiser folks say,
Just drink what you may,
Your beer doesn't make you a stud.

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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2014, 10:59:05 AM »
There was an old farmer named Lear,
Who possessed a fine cow that gave beer.
Budweiser or Schlitz,
Could be tapped from her teats,
And pretzels came out of the rear.

What is hoppy and brings us good cheer?
Not a froggy, I promise, my dear!
It’s brown, black or tan,
It may come in a can.
It’s deliciously wonderful beer!
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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2014, 09:38:12 PM »
A homebrewer once lost his leg.
He had no use for a peg.
He gave it some thought,
Said "why the hell not?"
And replaced the damn thing with a keg.

That's the best I can do on short notice.  Cheers.

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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2014, 05:23:51 AM »
These are great! More! More! Encore!!!  ;D
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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2014, 06:09:46 AM »
One Pliny, Two Pliny, Three Pliny, Four
Sit at the bar and have Pliny some more
Pliny....good...um...
Thud!

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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2014, 06:12:27 AM »
There was an old farmer named Lear,
Who possessed a fine cow that gave beer.
Budweiser or Schlitz,
Could be tapped from her teats,
And pretzels came out of the rear.



That's gold !  Classic.
Jon H.

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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2014, 06:32:56 AM »
A brewer puts hops in the kettle
But doesn’t allow it to settle
The wort overflows
Right on to her toes
She screams “Why do hops have to meddle?”
 
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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2014, 06:47:53 AM »
OK...


There once was a man from Nantucket

Who liked to ferment in a bucket

Cause he twice broke a glass

Nearly cut his own a$$

And soon was quite ready to chuck it




-  Me
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Re: Beer Limericks
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2014, 06:50:09 AM »
Nice
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