Or a cat?
Are cats a good, quick indicator of oxidation?
Don't get me wrong, I just can't imagine why you'd waste a perfectly good avocado.
Lately I've been on this kick of my afternoon snack consisting of a Costco (remarkably consistent) avocado, halved, sliced, sea salted, fresh ground peppered and a drop of SriRacha on each slice. All I'm sayin is give it a shot if you dig avocados. To eat that is.