Who has bad habits that are just too damn awesome?
I flossed a while back, and uh. Yeah. Turns out if you use high-end tooth brushes, but no floss for a year, when you floss you get to inhale the fumes of a toxic waste dump. It's a little like huffing Round-Up.
So now I have a water jet flosser.
Which means, of course, I can floss using a 90PSI stream of Cool Mint Listerine! (Or, for that matter, Irish whiskey...)
Which I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to do.