Another vote for underpitching weissbier yeasts. I used yeast cakes a couple of times from these beers in the past, and they sucked.
Oh, and you guys are all brew gods in my universe as well. I have a poster in Denny in my brew room. He is all covered with mud at Woodstock with his arms outstretched while Jimi Hendrix is playing the Star Spangled Banner.
Yes, I know that mud-covered hippie on the poster probably is not Denny. But I wrote on it with a sharpie "Denny Conn" with an arrow pointing to the mud-covered hippie that I believe to be Denny, and whenever I host a local brew club meeting, all the newbies look at it and say "oooh".