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When you use beer coasters as bookmarks for when you are reading beer books and mags  ;D
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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2015, 07:14:41 PM »
When family game night turns into family bottling night.

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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2015, 07:14:59 PM »
you've used hop oil as cologne  8)
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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2015, 07:20:25 PM »
You typo "yeast" for "year" over and over again.

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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2015, 07:29:00 PM »
The ability to reuse a bottle influences the beer you buy. (always looking for 22 bombers over the 6 pack)

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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2015, 07:39:01 PM »
Your wife and kids walk by and say  "Still reading about beer?" .  Multiple times every day.
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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2015, 07:43:17 PM »
.....when you have four different freezers at your house that serve four different purposes.
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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2015, 07:49:41 PM »
The ability to reuse a bottle influences the beer you buy. (always looking for 22 bombers over the 6 pack)
Yes! And avoid twist offs and painted labels.

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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2015, 07:58:06 PM »
......or if you stop buying past-their-prime IPAs at the liquor store because you know you can brew better and fresher at home.
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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2015, 08:03:40 PM »
When you set your house thermostat based on ideal fermentation temperatures rather than human comfort :)

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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2015, 08:04:53 PM »
... When making stew, you add the peas at flameout.

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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2015, 08:07:21 PM »
You play softball with the kids and every time you throw a pitch, you think of Wyeast.
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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2015, 08:09:49 PM »
...you know a "carboy" is not a NASCAR fan.
Don't let the bastards cheer you up.

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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2015, 08:23:26 PM »
... you are delighted that a Br'un Water spreadsheet looks like actual work on your monitor when someone comes to your office to ask a question.
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Re: You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2015, 08:29:41 PM »
... your 10 year old gives correct descriptions of what's on tap to your guests.  Then takes their orders and serves the beers.

This is even more telling when they are serving the drinks to the school board during a meeting at your house.  (True story  ::) )

Paul
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