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Offline theDarkSide

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #60 on: February 26, 2015, 12:03:39 pm »
What do you do when it becomes self-aware?

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #61 on: February 26, 2015, 01:36:54 pm »
What do you do when it becomes self-aware?
It creates its own recipes and gets offended if you don't like them.

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2015, 01:41:33 pm »

What do you do when it becomes self-aware?

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #63 on: February 26, 2015, 02:01:19 pm »
What do you do when it becomes self-aware?
It creates its own recipes and gets offended if you don't like them.
Or it is overly self critical and a sad robot.

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #64 on: February 26, 2015, 02:11:09 pm »
What do you do when it becomes self-aware?
It creates its own recipes and gets offended if you don't like them.
Or it is overly self critical and a sad robot.
Did Denny name it Marvin?
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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #65 on: February 26, 2015, 03:55:57 pm »
What do you do when it becomes self-aware?
It creates its own recipes and gets offended if you don't like them.
Or it is overly self critical and a sad robot.
Did Denny name it Marvin?

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #66 on: February 26, 2015, 04:32:39 pm »
Sounds like HAL might have other ideas for your beer....
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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2015, 04:39:58 pm »
Sounds like HAL might have other ideas for your beer....

Gotta be sure to brew styles HAL approves of, or you'll pay the consequences.  Brew a bland rice lager, you could be scalded 'by accident '.   A pumpkin peach beer, worse.
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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #68 on: February 26, 2015, 04:46:36 pm »
Sounds like HAL might have other ideas for your beer....

Gotta be sure to brew styles HAL approves of, or you'll pay the consequences.  Brew a bland rice lager, you could be scalded 'by accident '.   A pumpkin peach beer, worse.

Must be all Galaxy hops.

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #69 on: February 26, 2015, 05:29:53 pm »
Hoppy Amber Lager

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #70 on: February 26, 2015, 05:30:15 pm »
Sounds like HAL might have other ideas for your beer....

Gotta be sure to brew styles HAL approves of, or you'll pay the consequences.  Brew a bland rice lager, you could be scalded 'by accident '.   A pumpkin peach beer, worse.

Must be all Galaxy hops.
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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #71 on: February 26, 2015, 05:50:55 pm »
You knows there a problem when it calls for Xanax


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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #72 on: February 26, 2015, 06:28:23 pm »
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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #73 on: March 05, 2015, 03:37:02 pm »
Life begins at 60.....1.060, that is!

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Re: The Zymatic has landed!
« Reply #74 on: March 05, 2015, 04:07:18 pm »
re: cooling


A peltier strapped to the keg might be a good no hassle method of chilling. It should work quickly considering the unit is recirculating the wort while chilling.