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Offline yso191

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Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« on: May 16, 2015, 02:40:18 AM »
I was in Seattle last night.  I went to a friends neighborhood bar in Ballard called Olaf's.  Olaf's was built in the 70's and exemplified the tackiest of the era.  It has since changed hands and is just a nice bar with decent food and a decent beer selection.  The primary hold-over of the original owners vision of marketing excellence is the doorway into the 'other room.'






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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2015, 02:46:23 AM »
Good lord!

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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2015, 03:26:58 AM »
The Dude "abide" sign on the right is OK with me.

Hey, I found out today a brewery in MAi has a beer named "El Dankerino". I want to try it!
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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2015, 02:13:35 PM »
What is that?

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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2015, 02:50:08 PM »
What is that?

I am trying to figure this out too. What the..??

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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2015, 02:58:48 PM »
What is that?

I am trying to figure this out too. What the..??

+2.  Really not sure what I'm looking at.   Umm......so the beer's ok ?     ;D
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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2015, 03:59:52 PM »
When is the last time you poor souls had 'some'? Clearly, it's a vagina.

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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2015, 04:01:35 PM »
I wouldn't think it would get you kicked off, but you may be too busy with ... other things to be bothered with any forum.
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At least until you get too tired, which will probably be determined by how old you are.
I was too tired by the time I read half the post. :(
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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2015, 06:32:30 PM »
...help me find my keys and we'll drive out.
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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2015, 09:11:19 PM »
So is the "other room" the champagne room? Or is this just the ladies room?
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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2015, 12:20:38 AM »
So is the "other room" the champagne room? Or is this just the ladies room?

Its the group party room.  The benches are all covered in red crushed velvet.  My first thought was "Now that's a mancave!"

There were remnants of hinges on both sides of the doorway making me think there were ...  oh nevermind it can only get worse from here.
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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2015, 12:31:48 AM »
Pictures of you "going in" might be interpreted as penetration. Pictures of you in a white suit with a tail entering the 'erm va-J-J... well that would be beyond epic. Oh wait, this ain't HBT.

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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2015, 01:08:03 AM »
Pictures of you "going in" might be interpreted as penetration. Pictures of you in a white suit with a tail entering the 'erm va-J-J... well that would be beyond epic. Oh wait, this ain't HBT.

Ok, I'm big enough to say I'm one of the people who weren't sure what it was (though I had an idea). Sometimes things are hidden well in plain sight. That or I'm off my game.   ;)
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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2015, 12:22:08 PM »
Reminds me of something from Woody Allen's Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex, but Were Afraid to Ask from the 70s. Something about horny boy scouts??? How about a room full of horny home brewers! :P
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Re: Will this get me kicked off the forum?
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2015, 12:45:33 PM »
When is the last time you poor souls had 'some'? Clearly, it's a vagina.

That may be a birth canal but no vagina. Even my wife couldn't figure it out. She said something like "there's supposed to be a sexual innuendo in there somewhere"...