Hi all, O.P. here...
I thought I'd give an update as to what I did. I originally was going to do the shaken not stirred starter with a vial of harvested 34/70 but I think it may have been too old because it did nothing in my starter for 3 days. I put off brewing while waiting for signs. I gave up on it and made 2l of starter wort, split it between 2 one gallon jugs and dry pitched half a pack of 34//70 in each. I shook like crazy and went to brewing. By the time the brew was finished and chilled, the starters were raging. I pitched them (on a friday) and left for the weekend, so unfortunately, I don't know what kind of lag was involved but everything was cruising when I returned on the sunday. Today was racking day and the sample tastes amazingly clean and crisp, with no off flavours that I could taste. I've put it to lager for a few weeks.
I know what I've done isn't really what Mark is suggesting but its kind of along the same lines as there are lots who would call one pack of dry lager yeast in 5.5 gallons of 1.062 wort (FG was 1.007), a severe underpitch which is guaranteed to produce nothing of a drinkable nature. I will definitely be trying something a little closer to Marks original technique on my next brew as well.
Thanks for teaching me something different Mark, I appreciate the shared knowledge...