Bump: if you have not read this thread, start at the beginning.
Since I brewed a Bock this morning, I was searching all things Bock here on the forum and found this gem. What a great laugh from the OP. Never had Lone Star Bock, but have had its big brother. Would not rave about that one either, but this is hilarious. All apologies go out to Loopy for laughing at his pain and disappointment but I'm sure his OP was intended to be both educational and entertaining. Pardon the interruption and now back to current conversations.