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Offline Jeffinn

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Woodchucks
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:08:38 AM »
So I gotta know....
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2015, 12:17:13 AM »
If he got paid in beer, a pretty big stack. If he was doing it as a favor, it would 'hurt his back' and he'd bail. And then drink beer.
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2015, 12:41:36 AM »
At my house, he'd die of lead poisoning before he got very much wood chucked.
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2015, 02:54:23 PM »
It will only matter when he/she (the woodchuck, that is) "does" chuck the aforementioned wood.
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2015, 07:06:58 PM »
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2015, 07:27:50 PM »
None after I put a bullet through it's head  (feeling especially Dark today >:) )
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2015, 08:49:19 PM »
Reminds me of one of my nieces who used to say "Hedgehog, neither hedge nor hog, discuss." to shut up the younger kids.   :)

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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2015, 08:59:30 PM »
Personally, Woodchuck makes me want to upchuck, but I don't like many ciders in the first place.

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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2015, 09:31:36 PM »
I like Woodchuck a lot.  Besides they some the Cider categories in a comp that I've won CMOTY in the past 3 years.  They give out great prizes.  I now have 2 LED Woodchuck bar signs ($125 each) and 2 Woodchuck cider beach chairs.  Plus about 6 taps handles, glasses, sweatshirts, etc.

Oh yeah...they make some great ciders.
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2015, 09:43:40 PM »
Oh yeah...they make some great ciders.

My wife likes them, but like I said, I'm not a fan of ciders in general.  I have tried a couple of ice ciders that I liked, but most just don't do it for me.  I plan to try my hand at them next year, though, if for no other reason than my wife likes them.

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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2015, 03:49:36 PM »
Back in my college days, when I intended to do some serious drinking it was Jäger and Woodchuck. Mouthful of Jager, chased by a bottle of Woodchuck. My liver still cringes at those memories.
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2015, 02:23:04 PM »

Back in my college days, when I intended to do some serious drinking it was Jäger and Woodchuck. Mouthful of Jager, chased by a bottle of Woodchuck. My liver still cringes at those memories.

Remember "Screaming Nazis"?

Someone actually thought combining Jäger and Rumple Minze was a good idea.

Or "Sicilian Kisses"?

Because Amaretto and SoCo are a delectable combination. Man we were dumb!


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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2015, 02:36:11 PM »
Because Amaretto and SoCo are a delectable combination. Man we were dumb!


That sounds absolutely horrendous.  :(   
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2015, 02:54:52 PM »
I "remember" several screaming nazis in my college days. As well as the 3 wisemen: Jack, Jim, and johnny?
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Re: Woodchucks
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2015, 04:00:26 PM »
It was Irish Car bombs for me. Pretty tasty actually.
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