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Offline IPAnic

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You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« on: March 15, 2016, 07:20:09 pm »
You're leaving on a trip and are upset about having to turn your blue mash tun into a cooler...

Offline fmader

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2016, 07:27:32 pm »
You're leaving on a trip and are upset about having to turn your blue mash tun into a cooler...

All of my coolers are red... Mash tuns are blue  :P

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2016, 07:29:20 pm »
...you have a designated alarm slot for brewing...

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2016, 08:01:59 pm »
...you have a designated alarm slot for brewing...


Efff that work one.  Brew day happens whenever.
But I got that nap time down!
Many of us would be on a strict liquid diet if it weren't for pretzels.

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2016, 02:33:00 am »
... you're reading this thread.

Sorry, too obvious?

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2016, 02:50:48 am »
....you wake in the middle of the night remembering a calculator error in your spreadsheet.

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2016, 05:32:31 am »
your biggest concern about your daughters graduation is if you'll have beer ready for the reception.
Where the heck are we going?  And what's with this hand basket?

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2016, 06:01:16 am »
The weather guy mentions the coming Spring Equinox and it sends you into a daydream about new hop varieties.
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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2016, 06:07:35 am »
...you have a designated alarm slot for brewing...






Nice. I like it.
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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2016, 06:56:08 am »
while perusing the bulk section of whole foods you start sampling the oats and barley   ::)
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You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2016, 07:05:11 am »
while perusing the bulk section of whole foods you start sampling the oats and barley   ::)
Oh yeah...

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2016, 07:42:39 am »
When making coffee you wonder how much water is absorbed by the grounds.
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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2016, 07:45:37 am »
When making coffee you wonder how much water is absorbed by the grounds.

and you check PH for perfect acidity  ;D
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Serving:        In Process:
Vienna IPA          O'Fest
Dort
Mead                 
Cider                         
Ger'merican Blonde
Amber Ale
Next:
Ger Pils
O'Fest

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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2016, 09:02:12 am »
You are a habitual airlock sniffer.

When you come across random numbers in ounces and grams you immediately start to formulate a beer recipe in your head.

You get up in the middle of the night to check your fermentation and possibly move your fermenter to a cooler/warmer spot if needed.


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Re: You Might Be A Homebrewer If....
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2016, 09:36:34 am »
I was VERY surprised when my girlfriend informed me that she does NOT find the airlock blub blubs extremely relaxing...
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