... you read the digital copy of Zymurgy cover to cover in preparation for reading the print copy of Zymurgy cover to cover before you put it in the back issue library, to read cover to cover sometime in the future.
... you have ever handed a bottle of homebrew to microbrewery employees and asked them to tell you whether or not you have an ugly baby.
... your internal voice routinely reacts to adversity with "Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew."