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Offline rabid_dingo

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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2010, 09:14:36 PM »
Mowing the lawn, riding mower with a cup holder is a must..
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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2010, 01:20:40 AM »
...pouring concrete into fence post holes then setting poles...

... while recovering from a vasectomy at your in-laws ...

..after you found out it wasn't yours.  :o

ROFL... I got nothing!
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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2010, 01:28:22 AM »
Mowing the lawn, riding mower with a cup holder is a must..

I'd be more inclined to put a martini shaker in there (or mai-tai or whatever) and drink it at the end. I tried with a bottle of beer - it jumps out. So I drink on the long swipes of lawn and finish before I gotta start doing donuts around the trees.
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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2010, 09:28:31 PM »
I've got one: rehearsal dinners and wedding receptions. Ever been to a dry wedding?!  It's freaking painful!

I have to admit, my own wedding reception was dry, but then again, we cleared out of that joint within 45 minutes to an hour as I recall!   ;D

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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2010, 09:46:06 PM »
I've got one: rehearsal dinners and wedding receptions. Ever been to a dry wedding?!  It's freaking painful!

I have to admit, my own wedding reception was dry,

Still friends with anyone who stood for you? I'd at least have made frequent trips to the trunk of my car in that situation.
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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #50 on: July 14, 2010, 12:05:47 AM »
John Childs

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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2010, 03:36:37 AM »
BJCP exams :D

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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2010, 11:52:21 PM »
A cigar.

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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #53 on: July 15, 2010, 12:46:02 PM »
A cigar.
That's what Monica said  :D
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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2010, 12:37:11 AM »
A cigar.
That's what Monica said  :D

Or was it Monica was better with a cigar?

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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2010, 02:46:46 AM »
A cigar.
That's what Monica said  :D

Or was it Monica was better with a cigar?

Oh! Now I get it, damn you guys are old. I forgot about that Clinton dude already.
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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #56 on: July 18, 2010, 01:44:07 AM »
Wow, then you probably don't remember Carter lusting in his heart.

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Re: Things that are better with alcohol...
« Reply #57 on: July 18, 2010, 01:13:01 PM »
I think this thread has outlived its usefulness. I already had to delete one post where it started heading political and it really isn't progressing in a positive direction now, is it?  ;)