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Offline Steve Ruch

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2016, 03:42:39 pm »
Quote from: Slowbrew on September 30, 2016, 07:49:03 am
For it to be a country song the numbers would need to be reversed and a dog would have to have died.   :D

Paul

Run over by the wife as she leaves with the mailman and the just paid off truck.
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Offline 69franx

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2016, 06:25:27 pm »
Quote from: zwiller on September 30, 2016, 02:12:27 pm
Spent a few hours on the road this weekend and heard VH's Beautiful Girls a few times and my wife and I kept doing the beer ad. 

I make five dollars a day and a beer costs a nickel,
so I ask the bartender how much for a pickle?
And as he gives his mustache a tickle,
says “a pickle’s a nickle, Mr. Van Syckle”
Loving the VH Beautiful girls reference, lost in the rest of it, but all my bills are paid, I got it made in the shade, and all I nnnnneed is a beautiful girl, ah ah beautiful girl, beautiful girl

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Offline Frankenbrew

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2016, 06:08:07 am »

I make five dollars a day
And I piss it away
A beer cost a nickel
But I’m not fickle
So I get what I want two at a time
A round for myself for one thin dime

So I piss away five dollars a day
I spend my nickels two at a time
In one day I go through nearly all of my pay
Me and my five bucks have a hell of a time
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Offline muzak

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2016, 08:13:44 am »
Quote from: Steve Ruch on September 30, 2016, 03:42:39 pm
Run over by the wife as she leaves with the mailman and the just paid off truck.

Guys, I think I found a rhyme for truck.
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Offline Slowbrew

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2016, 12:08:49 pm »
Quote from: muzak on October 03, 2016, 08:13:44 am
Quote from: Steve Ruch on September 30, 2016, 03:42:39 pm
Run over by the wife as she leaves with the mailman and the just paid off truck.

Guys, I think I found a rhyme for truck.

Stuck.  Right?   ;D
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Offline el_capitan

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2016, 06:52:58 pm »
I think I'd call it "Science Teacher Homebrew Blues". 
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Offline Steve Ruch

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2016, 03:27:01 pm »
Quote from: Steve Ruch on September 30, 2016, 03:42:39 pm
Run over by the wife as she leaves with the mailman and the just paid off truck.
Guys, I think I found a rhyme for truck.
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Stuck.  Right?   ;D
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buck, cluck, cruck, duck, huck, guck, luck, muck, puck, pluck, ruck, suck, tuck, yuck. Take your pick.
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Offline Phil_M

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2016, 06:43:41 pm »
Quote from: Steve Ruch on October 05, 2016, 03:27:01 pm
Quote from: Steve Ruch on September 30, 2016, 03:42:39 pm
Run over by the wife as she leaves with the mailman and the just paid off truck.
Guys, I think I found a rhyme for truck.
Stuck.  Right?   ;D
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buck, cluck, cruck, duck, huck, guck, luck, muck, puck, pluck, ruck, suck, tuck, yuck. Take your pick.

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I think you're still missing one...
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Offline Steve Ruch

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2016, 03:20:28 pm »
Quote from: Phil_M on October 05, 2016, 06:43:41 pm
Quote from: Steve Ruch on October 05, 2016, 03:27:01 pm
buck, cluck, cruck, duck, huck, guck, luck, muck, puck, pluck, ruck, suck, tuck, yuck. Take your pick.
I think you're still missing one...

schmuck?
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Offline HoosierBrew

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2016, 03:28:22 pm »
Quote from: Steve Ruch on October 06, 2016, 03:20:28 pm
Quote from: Phil_M on October 05, 2016, 06:43:41 pm
Quote from: Steve Ruch on October 05, 2016, 03:27:01 pm
buck, cluck, cruck, duck, huck, guck, luck, muck, puck, pluck, ruck, suck, tuck, yuck. Take your pick.
I think you're still missing one...

schmuck?


Clearly it's 'truck'.
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Offline tommymorris

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Re: I make 5 dollars a day and beer costs a Nickel.
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2016, 09:43:05 pm »
When y'all finish this song, I think Denny should sing it with ukulele music on his podcast.
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