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Offline 69franx

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Re: You might just be a homebrewer if.. .
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2017, 11:13:07 PM »
I don't mind these threads, I just wish there they were funnier...  I'll try but it's Monday.

You might be a homebrewer if you tell your waitress your beer is kinda flat and to let the bar know they are out of CO2 and THEY ARE.  (true story)

Another: you ask for craft beer at a restaurant but are served megaswill.  You nicely tell the waitress that it is not craft and she returns with the same beer stating she watched the bartender pour it herself and it is definitely craft but yet you persist and respond by suggesting the line keg lines are swapped and THEY ARE. (also true story)

And yet another: when you are out to dinner and your wife looks at you nervously when you first taste your beer to decide if you are going to complain to the waitress about it...
All great answers

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Re: You might just be a homebrewer if.. .
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2017, 12:22:13 PM »
You might be a homebrewer if, you specifically buy a house that has a good layout and the means to make your brewing operation larger.

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Re: You might just be a homebrewer if.. .
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2017, 02:13:31 PM »
You tell your daughter that you are converting her room to a dedicated brewing space when she leaves for college.  And she's pretty sure you're serious.

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Re: You might just be a homebrewer if.. .
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2017, 03:21:41 PM »
Great stuff Slowbrew!

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