I stopped over my new neighbor's house with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA, Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, Dogfish Head Indian Brown Ale, and one more I forget which. Also brought some mead that was 2 years old... and it's tasty!
My new neighbor said that was awesome and also I should brew more beer because they love beer. She also said they like food... there wasn't any food there.
And then she gave me a can of National Bohemian.
I sipped it a bit. I couldn't drink it. It tasted like a can of seltzer water with half an ounce of urine mixed in. Didn't really detect any malt... or hops. Had a sort of baking soda taste? I don't know, just... not something I could drink. I would DEFINITELY steam crabs in that stuff though!
I wince when I drink Torpedo IPA, but I can drink it. Scary, I can't get more than a few sips of this stuff down.