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Oh I hear you. I could never take my own advice here, OCD brain wants to suss it out. But you could satisfy that by ignoring the software and literature and compile endless tables correlating your own freefloating readings with water parameters and results. A spreadsheet that is completely fitted to your little microuniverse! And then one day your pH meter will act normal.
EDIT If we could all give up our OCD, we'd realize BW is so reliable, so well backed up by empirical data, that we should just formulate our recipes with it and leave our meters on the shelf, blissfully freed from the artifacts of our measurement methods. But I can't.