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Pawtucket Patriot
Senior Brewmaster
Posts: 1367
Rebelling against cheap swill since 2005
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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Reply #15 on:
August 14, 2010, 09:52:43 am »
#144: Whenever you see a beverage cooler you think to yourself, "yeah, that would make a good MLT."
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Matt Schwandt | Minneapolis, MN
AHA Member
Partial-Mash Pictorial
All-Grain Pictorial
akr71
Brewmaster
Posts: 549
Beer Ain't Drinkin' - Mojo Nixon
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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Reply #16 on:
August 14, 2010, 02:10:47 pm »
#145 You refer to the laundry room as 'the brewery' - even if its just to see your wife roll her eyes.
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Andy
Amherst, NS - Canada
myrtlebeachbums
1st Kit
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Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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August 15, 2010, 08:58:36 pm »
# 146 - For white noise to fall asleep to you have a recording of CO2 bubbles passing through an airlock.
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dhacker
Brewmaster
Posts: 684
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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August 17, 2010, 08:40:07 am »
#147
You're drinking your 1968 starter while making a batch of Fuller's ESB.
Oops . .I just told on myself!
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beveragebob
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Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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September 13, 2010, 05:27:31 am »
#148 You get "emergency" beer phone calls from other brewers you know needing ingredients/equipment or C02 at the last minute.
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corkybstewart
Senior Brewmaster
Posts: 1368
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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September 13, 2010, 10:12:51 am »
If your wife uses White Labs vials to take salad dressing for her work lunch.
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Life is wonderful in sunny White Signal New Mexico
theDarkSide
Official Poobah of No Life. (I Got Ban Hammered by Drew)
Posts: 3038
Derry, NH
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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September 13, 2010, 11:30:00 am »
...your brother emails you to say he found some wild hops growing when he was scouting for archery season and you feel like Jed Clampett when he struck oil with his shotgun.
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Seacoast Homebrew Club - Portsmouth, NH
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Stephen Mayo
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6thstreet
Cellarman
Posts: 46
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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September 13, 2010, 12:48:55 pm »
your 11 year old daughter calls out your friends for drinking piss beer.
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Slowbrew
I spend way too much time on the AHA forum
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The Slowly Losing IT Brewery in Urbandale, IA
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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Reply #23 on:
September 13, 2010, 01:40:45 pm »
you spend $70k on a house addition because "the family needs more room" but the only part you ever use is the "workshop" and that only for brewing.
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Where the heck are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
boulderbrewer
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Reply #24 on:
September 14, 2010, 10:27:37 pm »
Quote from: 6thstreet on September 13, 2010, 12:48:55 pm
your 11 year old daughter calls out your friends for drinking piss beer.
Winner!
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theDarkSide
Official Poobah of No Life. (I Got Ban Hammered by Drew)
Posts: 3038
Derry, NH
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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Reply #25 on:
May 06, 2013, 06:12:13 am »
When you see this headline:
"NH sale features EKG of Armstrong's moon heartbeat"
and the first thing that comes to mind is East Kent Goldings.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/new-hampshire/2013/05/05/sale-features-ekg-armstrong-moon-heartbeat/OrS70RUcyRYWlsrOQkR3NL/story.html
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Seacoast Homebrew Club - Portsmouth, NH
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Stephen Mayo
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jamminbrew
Brewmaster
Posts: 820
theAntipunk
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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Reply #26 on:
May 06, 2013, 07:14:07 am »
I was dropping my son off at a friends, went in to meet the parents, and saw some brewing equipment in the garage. I asked the guy about it, and my son turns to his friend with a huge sigh and says "Let's go. They will be talking beer for hours."
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In caelo cerivisiae nil, hic igitur bibimus.
1vertical
I spend way too much time on the AHA forum
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Ozone Layer. Actual location
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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Reply #27 on:
May 07, 2013, 10:45:34 pm »
You made the big migration from over yonder and waited for EVER to find BABALU back posting....man !
W.B. Jeff!!!
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gymrat
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Ralph's Brewery
Re: You know you're a homebrewer if............
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Reply #28 on:
May 08, 2013, 10:40:25 am »
One from my own experience
Everything I pull out of my deep freeze smells like hops.
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Ralph's Brewery
Topeka, KS
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