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Offline majorvices

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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #60 on: December 05, 2009, 01:53:11 pm »
I heard he was having his name changed from Tiger to Cheetah.

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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #61 on: December 05, 2009, 02:23:11 pm »
I heard he was having his name changed from Tiger to Cheetah.

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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #62 on: December 05, 2009, 04:11:52 pm »
Why'd he run into both a fire hydrant and a tree?

He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood
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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #63 on: December 05, 2009, 04:44:14 pm »
I'll bite...

The coctail waitress was overheard saying she wasn't impressed at all by Tiger's "short" game.
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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #64 on: December 05, 2009, 10:13:36 pm »
I heard he was having his name changed from Tiger to Cheetah.

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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #65 on: December 08, 2009, 03:42:38 pm »
Mistress count up to 10 now. ::)
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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #66 on: December 08, 2009, 10:41:42 pm »
The thing that gets me is did he actually think that these women were not going to come forth with this info for some $$$$$ ?  I agree, I don't care if he is making a bad rep for himself but when the family gets involved, it's not right.

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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #67 on: December 15, 2009, 04:17:04 pm »
I guess I didn't find the picture that funny..

But I did laugh at this....

Q  What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

A.  They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

Q.  For Tiger Woods, whats the difference between a golf ball and a SUV?

A.  He can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

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Re: Latest Woods family photo.
« Reply #68 on: December 15, 2009, 05:45:52 pm »
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm pretty smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b****es would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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