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Offline Steve Ruch

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Beer insults
« on: January 09, 2019, 03:45:17 pm »
While watching Red Dwarf: "The urine recycle is so overworked it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager." Kryton.
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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2019, 04:00:05 pm »
Quote from: Steve Ruch on January 09, 2019, 03:45:17 pm
While watching Red Dwarf: "The urine recycle is so overworked it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager." Kryton.
Ha!  Haven't seen that show in ages.  When I lived across the pond in the 80s, the joke was "How do you turn beer into lager?  Drink 3 pints and wait half an hour."  Usually recited, with no sense of irony, by guys who would happily take a day ferry across the channel just to bring back a carload of duty free... lager.

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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2019, 04:35:51 pm »
Why is drinking American beer like having sex in a canoe?  It’s f****** closing to water.


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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2019, 07:56:48 pm »
I LOVED that show! How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?

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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2019, 10:46:00 am »
Quote from: TANSTAAFB on January 09, 2019, 07:56:48 pm
I LOVED that show! How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?

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   Only drink with two or more. Around here the subject faith is LDS, and the joke involves fishing.
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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2019, 01:52:33 pm »
I was at a Brewfest a while back and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "What's wrong pilsner boy, afraid of the dark!?".  There wasn't a nice big picture of a stout to go along with it, but it was still hilarious.
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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2019, 02:24:04 pm »
Quote from: joe_meadmaker on January 11, 2019, 01:52:33 pm
I was at a Brewfest a while back and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "What's wrong pilsner boy, afraid of the dark!?".  There wasn't a nice big picture of a stout to go along with it, but it was still hilarious.

And whagt's wrong with pilsner?
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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2019, 03:38:29 pm »
Not an insult, but the recycler joke made me think of one I usually quip standing at the urinal..

"We don't own beer.. we just borrow it for a while"
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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2019, 05:04:50 pm »
Quote from: denny on January 11, 2019, 02:24:04 pm
Quote from: joe_meadmaker on January 11, 2019, 01:52:33 pm
I was at a Brewfest a while back and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "What's wrong pilsner boy, afraid of the dark!?".  There wasn't a nice big picture of a stout to go along with it, but it was still hilarious.

And whagt's wrong with pilsner?
Nothing, with a well made one.
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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2019, 05:37:45 pm »
Quote from: ethinson on January 11, 2019, 03:38:29 pm
Not an insult, but the recycler joke made me think of one I usually quip standing at the urinal..

"We don't own beer.. we just borrow it for a while"

I used to say that I liked lemon-lime Gatorade because it was the same color going in and coming out.
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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2019, 06:52:23 am »
More of a limerick but thought it was funny.
There once was a bar maid from Yale Upon her chest tattooed were the prices of ale And for the sake of the blind Upon her behind was the same thing in brail

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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2019, 01:53:21 pm »
We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men's bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2019, 02:58:24 pm »
Quote from: majorvices on January 12, 2019, 01:53:21 pm
We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men's bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
Which strongly suggests that the crews from the other breweries come to drink at Yellowhammer.  Keep up the good  work.   ;)

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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2019, 03:12:14 pm »
Quote from: Robert  on January 12, 2019, 02:58:24 pm
Quote from: majorvices on January 12, 2019, 01:53:21 pm
We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men's bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
Which strongly suggests that the crews from the other breweries come to drink at Yellowhammer.  Keep up the good  work.   ;)

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Re: Beer insults
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2019, 04:16:25 pm »
Quote from: Robert  on January 12, 2019, 02:58:24 pm
Quote from: majorvices on January 12, 2019, 01:53:21 pm
We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men's bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
Which strongly suggests that the crews from the other breweries come to drink at Yellowhammer.  Keep up the good  work.   ;)

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I’ve seen them there.


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