So I drank a couple beers, and got nothing.
Put in some rum, and God knows how much whiskey...
... an hour later, I'm still mostly fine.
See here's the thing: I rely on feeling drunk to know when to stop. It's rather unpleasant. My head starts to throb, gets all fuzzy, I start having flu-like symptoms, teeth hurt, jaw hurts... and that's usually after like 3 beers in under an hour. It's not much. It's not really spectacular either; the pressure starts coming on and I stop when I've just started to feel it.
Well, THAT never happened. So I went and showered, shaved (straight razor! No cuts, nice shave), noted my very poor motor skills.
Decided my body wasn't jiving with the alcohol. I mean it didn't feel good.
Drank some water, then at 11:30 started puking. o_o
At 12:30 I finished puking.
Along the way I kept rinsing my mouth out (to clear the acid from my teeth and soft tissue i.e. throat) and drinking more water (both to replenish what I lost and to help carry away more alcohol). Also it burned my throat thanks to the freaking acid in my stomach.
... well that's no good. The specifics of being drunk seem to have changed, and I can't recognize how drunk I am anymore. :/ Now how do I know when to stop?
Yeah that was August. Last time I had a buzz was January. I rarely drink more than a beer in a day anyway.
I still don't get why people go out every weekend and drink until they puke. Also they make a mess all over the toilet seat and the floor, what the hell? I didn't miss, you shouldn't either. I seem to have misplaced something like a quarter bottle of Tullamore Dew though...