Chuck Norris has never had a stuck mash.
Chuck Norris can brew a perfect beer with 1lb of barley 1 quart of water one yeast cell and an ice cold pint glass.
Chuck Norris heats his mash tun with roundhouse kicks to the cooler.
Chuck Norris once had a red cooler for a mash tun, but it turned blue after the first roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris enters a home brew competition everyone else automatically loses.