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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2010, 01:16:01 PM »
You don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you

In America, you make joke about Chuck Norris.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris joke about YOU!

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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2010, 01:18:06 PM »
After a long night of drinking, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up...he throws down!
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2010, 01:38:26 PM »
FWIW  try googling french military victories.  google can't find any ;D
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2010, 02:37:57 PM »
Chuck Norris chills hot wort just by staring at it.

FTW!

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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2010, 07:59:55 PM »
Chuck Norris see's no evil, hears no evil, says no evil.

Does no evil...
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2010, 08:07:31 PM »
Chuck Norris' beard cuts razors.
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2010, 08:53:39 AM »
Ninkasi tries to win the Chuck Norris Award.

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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2010, 09:23:27 AM »
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.  :D
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2010, 09:31:42 AM »
To bitter his homebrew, Chuck Norris dips his finger in the boiling wort at 60 minutes... 8)
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2010, 09:35:12 AM »
Know what's the hardest part about telling Chuck Norris jokes?


Telling your parents you're gay!   ;D
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2010, 09:44:40 AM »
To bitter his homebrew, Chuck Norris dips his finger in the boiling wort at 60 minutes... 8)
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2010, 09:51:20 AM »
Ninkasi tries to win the Chuck Norris Award.
That's hilarious!

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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2010, 10:06:58 AM »
Ninkasi tries to win the Chuck Norris Award.
That's hilarious!

Know what's the hardest part about laughing at Chuck Norris jokes?

Telling your parents you're gay!    ;)
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2010, 08:55:05 AM »


The solution to Efala somethin somethin somethin...
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Re: Give us your Chuck Norris jokes
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2010, 07:44:46 PM »
When mortals rub sticks together, we get fire. When Chuck Norris rubs sticks together, we get Christianity.   :D ??? 8)
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