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Offline TXFlyGuy

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Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« on: October 23, 2020, 06:16:05 pm »
1. Pour yourself a beer, and see if you can smell it.
2. If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3. If you can both smell and taste the beer, this confirms you don't have COVID-19.

Last night, I did the test 13 times, and all were negative.

Tonight I'm going to repeat the test because this morning I woke up with a terrible headache, muscle aches, and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.....
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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2020, 06:21:22 pm »
L.M.F.A.O

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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2020, 06:52:48 pm »
Good one!
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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2020, 08:51:01 pm »
You know, they say that while a positive test result is extremely accurate, a negative test result doesn't mean you're actually negative.  Better keep on taking a whole bunch of tests every night until you get a positive!
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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2020, 09:03:44 pm »
I don't know, drinking til you can't smell or taste your beer sounds like it could be detrimental to overall health and well-being!

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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2020, 03:39:02 am »
LOL I came in here thinking this was SPAM to delete...

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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2020, 03:40:50 am »
LOL I came in here thinking this was SPAM to delete...


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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2020, 08:45:46 am »
Good one !
Made me laugh  ;D

Offline TXFlyGuy

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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2020, 03:49:08 pm »
Good one !
Made me laugh  ;D

That's what I told my cousin (confirmed Bud Light drinker) who sent this to me in a text. Had to share it here on the forum.
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Re: Home COVID-19 Test (Highly Accurate)
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2020, 01:19:27 am »
😅
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