Three or four cases of my moonshine?
Im sure the canoeing is great down there. Especially in the bays.
Im not afraid, but I will take a kayak, cause I know I can get away fast in one of those.
I always knew that I was a redneck born into a Yankee's body,
Just that I cant drink whiskey like I used ta aughtta could. Gives me the s***s every time dont ya know.
No, just beer, I'm sure the folks down here would be in awe with which you brew. There may be the occasional jar floating around, so I'm told
( I jest, that would be illegal, wouldn't it
) and the way way you cook, your awesome magic on a grill, you could be considered a god, just like Cortez was to the Aztecs.
I challenge you now, and if you are willing to take it, to come to South Carolina, to the 2011 Moonshiner's Reunion, bring your family as a vacation, held on the 1st weekend in October, to experience all the we have to offer. Are you up to the challenge? It's a vacation I promise you will never forget. I plan to cook chili beans. What you going to bring that will beat that?