[uthristy]

The noob is intrigued..... would love to meet some of you.

You are aware of the many subspecies of the southern inhabitants?

OK, I have to pass along my tradition. It's the only way I travel.

The guy who gets me IN jail, gets me OUT of jail.
You start a fight, I'm in - but we go in the tank, it's your $$$$.
I think it's a fair rule. After all, I was helping you out.
If I start the fight, and you're kind enough to help out. I will get you out of jail.

We had something that yrs ago along with somebody has to hit on the fat/ugly girl.
Taking 1 for the team

[MrNate]

Maybe we can chug on over to mamby-pamby land...

Ha, first laugh of the day, that's great!
So I can count on punatic, but seems MrNate would just stand by and watch. 

I wouldn't say that. I'd be more like a girl in an Indiana Jones movie, screaming and helplessly flailing about, maybe throwing random things at people here and there.

[tubercle]

The noob is intrigued..... would love to meet some of you.

You are aware of the many subspecies of the southern inhabitants?

 Some of the southern subspecies from the '09 gathering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGZ0V_QdDoc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0nj7KxL6WY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9QvldTCuo

 The guy with the fiddle is Barney. He owns the place. All are welcome but he expects everyone to adhere to the strict dress code and maintain the proper decorum of a social gathering such as this.

The noob is intrigued..... would love to meet some of you. Someone mentioned RV......is it tent camping only, or can one plop down a wheeled condominium?

 Plenty of parking for RV,s. Some choose tents, some the back of a pick up, some the ground, some choose where ever they happen to be when the body becomes horizontal.

[tubercle]

Im sure they allow RV's They are rednecks, those people love that kinda stuff.
 
  Yes, my good man. All types of conveyance is welcome


We will bring tents too, just in case tubercle makes his famous cabbage and pinto bean dish.

 It may do better than that. It may make chili beans

[MrNate]

Some of the southern subspecies from the '09 gathering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGZ0V_QdDoc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0nj7KxL6WY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9QvldTCuo

 The guy with the fiddle is Barney. He owns the place. All are welcome but he expects everyone to adhere to the strict dress code and maintain the proper decorum of a social gathering such as this.

Looks like my kind of crowd. Question: Are camo cowboy hats strictly required, or will a biker do-rag be sufficient if I wear a sleeveless Skynard t-shirt?

Also, I plan on bringing a banjo. Does this attract the aforementioned redneck women, or will I actually have to learn how to play it?

[Mikey]

You need to learn how to make "$hit" a 2 syllable word.

[euge]

The noob is intrigued..... would love to meet some of you.

You are aware of the many subspecies of the southern inhabitants?

OK, I have to pass along my tradition. It's the only way I travel.

The guy who gets me IN jail, gets me OUT of jail.
You start a fight, I'm in - but we go in the tank, it's your $$$$.
I think it's a fair rule. After all, I was helping you out.
If I start the fight, and you're kind enough to help out. I will get you out of jail.

We had something that yrs ago along with somebody has to hit on the fat/ugly girl.
Taking 1 for the team

I'm not much for fighting but the ugly/fat chick sounds ok if she has most of her teeth. 

[punatic]

The noob is intrigued..... would love to meet some of you.

You are aware of the many subspecies of the southern inhabitants?

OK, I have to pass along my tradition. It's the only way I travel.

The guy who gets me IN jail, gets me OUT of jail.
You start a fight, I'm in - but we go in the tank, it's your $$$$.
I think it's a fair rule. After all, I was helping you out.
If I start the fight, and you're kind enough to help out. I will get you out of jail.

We had something that yrs ago along with somebody has to hit on the fat/ugly girl.
Taking 1 for the team

I'm not much for fighting but the ugly/fat chick sounds ok if she has most of her teeth. 

Her having no teeth could be a good thing too...   

[capozzoli]

....or one eye.

Easier to "get" those brains out.

[tubercle]

Looks like my kind of crowd. Question: Are camo cowboy hats strictly required, or will a biker do-rag be sufficient if I wear a sleeveless Skynard t-shirt?

 Camo is perfectly acceptable, not just cowboy hats but any part of the attire including socks and underware. Biker do-rags are usually reserved for the socially elite but hey, if you got one, go for it; you can't hide money. I will probably be wearing a sleeveless Skynyard t-shirt too, so let me know which one(s) you are planning on so we don't "clash". 38 Special, Charlie Daniels, Marshall Tucker, Guns and Roses, Molly Hatchett, Confederate Railroad and 3 Doors Down are other options.

Also, I plan on bringing a banjo. Does this attract the aforementioned redneck women, or will I actually have to learn how to play it?

A banjo will attract the women but they may not be your "type". It seems only young, nubile, half drunk/half nekkid, want to party all night, give you free beer types of redneck girls are attracted to the banjo. Carrying around a banjo comes with great responsibility so use this power wisely.

[capozzoli]

How much does a banjo cost?

[bluesman]

How much does a banjo cost?

As much as your willing to pay. 

[tubercle]

How much does a banjo cost?

As much as your willing to pay. 

 Extra credit if has strings

[boulderbrewer]

Beerocd, maybe we can get a midwestern caravan together, Any Nascar races around the weekend tubercle? Just working on my thesis and that would be the coopdegra!

[tubercle]

Looks like they're running in Dover that weekend.