Tubercle tried to read all of this and fell over onto the floor shaking like a dog s***ting persimmon seeds. Tubercle has made a lot of oatmeal stouts over the years but ain't never went through all of this.
Tubercle just pours some hot water over some crushed grains, boils with hops, chills and pitches yeast. I mean like DAMN! Y'all need to get y'all a woman or something.