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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2010, 12:31:07 AM »
I hate to say this but i am suprised there are no lolcats in kettles

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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2010, 01:47:55 AM »
I hate to say this but i am suprised there are no lolcats in kettles

But perhaps a lolrus might mistake a kettle for his bukkit?
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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2010, 07:15:37 AM »
I hate to say this but i am suprised there are no lolcats in kettles

I don't take pictures of those due to impending legal action from PETA. I am also not allowed to disclose whether or not lolcats prepared in this manner are absolutely delicious.
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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2010, 02:35:57 PM »
I thought stirring him in was pretty funny.
I guess I'm just sick, like that.



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He'll pull you in to the Dark Side.

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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2010, 02:42:16 PM »
I thought stirring him in was pretty funny.
I guess I'm just sick, like that.



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He'll pull you in to the Dark Side.
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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2011, 01:03:14 AM »
Finally got around to getting him into a kettle. In this one you can see my outdoor setup. Indoor version is similar, but more spider-y.



Here's a closeup.



Caption this as either:
That strike water's pretty hot, eh?
or
7050 g Baby @ flameout
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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2011, 07:36:29 AM »
You sure look a lot happier that he's in there than he does :)
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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2011, 08:49:50 AM »
Disclaimer: I do not advocate actually cooking children. Please turn all kettles off and allow to cool before placing child in kettle. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2011, 01:07:43 AM »
You sure look a lot happier that he's in there than he does :)

The ones where he looks happy and laughing are the ones where I don't look too great, and Daddy's vanity comes first.  ;D
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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2011, 11:07:04 AM »
You sure look a lot happier that he's in there than he does :)

The ones where he looks happy and laughing are the ones where I don't look too great, and Daddy's vanity comes first.  ;D

Little kids have a natural genius for that. All happy, smiling, laughing and staying still- until you try to snap some pics. Then all bets are off. I suggest opening the f-stop, increase your shutter speeds and make lots of exposures.
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Re: Kids In Kettles
« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2011, 06:22:34 PM »
My kid is in his mid 30s and is a foot taller than me....he wouldn't fit!

Would too if you got a decent 5 barrel system going.....
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