Wow, now this is a gig. Not many get a ticket into Silver town.
Many might consider a pay cut,
for a little of this:
I kid you not, this is exactly how it looks around there right about now,
come morning sun.
I recommend long johns, a good axe, leather tele boots, and a reliable old four wheel drive.
You better get here soon, and start stacking for winter.
Don't forget about local hops in your cans.