Too much meat blahblah you should have fruit in your diet yada yada...
Kiwi.
If you eat it (raw), it contains an enzyme that breaks down meat.
So, if you eat this fruit, it helps you eat more meat.
....... pathetic. All fruit has to offer in the argument that you should eat more fruit instead of just meat is that it allows you to eat more meat. Truly a piteous food that cannot justify its own existence and must instead rely on the prospect of increased consumption of bacon and ribs.