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Re: Fruit... pathetic
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2010, 02:24:55 PM »
The average American male has 5 lbs of undigested red meat stuck in their bowel by the time they are 50.

I know you're being facetious, but people who say this seriously are people who use pseudo-science to justify their bizarre obsession with their anus   ;)
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Re: Fruit... pathetic
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2010, 06:12:09 PM »
I would prefer to think that I have a healthy obsession with my anus. Which is to say that it is not an obsession at all, more of a conscientiousness.

Plus I loved Beverly Hills Cop.

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« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2010, 06:45:42 PM »
This thread is definitely pathetic.  ;)

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« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2010, 07:51:23 PM »

“You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit...

Your girlfriend was obsessed with her anus?
Yeah, come to think of it, this thread should probably be deleted.
It can only go downhill from here.  ;D
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« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2010, 07:54:53 PM »

“You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit...

Your girlfriend was obsessed with her anus?
Yeah, come to think of it, this thread should probably be deleted.
It can only go downhill from here.  ;D


Umm yea...we need brakes now.  ::)
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« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2010, 07:57:44 PM »


Umm yea...we need brakes now.  ::)

Throw out the anchor!!!
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« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2010, 08:10:43 PM »
Yeah it degenerated fairly quickly.  :P
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« Reply #52 on: October 29, 2010, 08:23:31 PM »
Yeah it degenerated fairly quickly.  :P

Most BFI Posts do...
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Re: Fruit... pathetic
« Reply #53 on: October 29, 2010, 10:07:31 PM »
I like fruit.

Without fruit, no hot sauce.

Without fruit, no pork with applesauce.

Without fruit, no mango chutney.

Without fruit, no ketchup.  Without ketchup, no bbq sauce.  Except for the ones made without it . . .

I like fruit.

Are we back on topic yet? :)
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Re: Fruit... pathetic
« Reply #54 on: October 29, 2010, 10:59:10 PM »
Since the subject is Fruit... pathetic how about this one:

I'm pretty sure there is a whole swathe of people in this country- generations even, that don't even know what a good peach tastes like. When I was a kid, and up into the 80's you'd better have a roll of paper towels handy when you bit into a ripe peach. Oh, you can get them year-round almost, but they are insipid and hard.

It's gripe of mine about fruit. Apples, bananas, limes have stayed pretty good while others have declined in quality while maintaining an exceptional appearance and availability.

Occasionally, I'll get one or two peaches that are ok, but then they're only half-ripe and will get moldy if you don't eat them within a day or two.
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Re: Fruit... pathetic
« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2010, 11:45:37 PM »
...I'm pretty sure there is a whole swathe of people in this country- generations even, that don't even know what a good peach tastes like. When I was a kid, and up into the 80's you'd better have a roll of paper towels handy when you bit into a ripe peach. Oh, you can get them year-round almost, but they are insipid and hard...

Methinks back in the day you were getting Georgia peaches; now you are getting California peaches.  Growing up in Florida I have the same memories of the sweeeet juicy Georgia peaches you describe.  There is a lot to be said for growing peaches in that red Georgia clay.
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Re: Fruit... pathetic
« Reply #56 on: October 30, 2010, 05:01:47 AM »
Anus.
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« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2010, 08:10:46 AM »
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Re: Fruit... pathetic
« Reply #58 on: October 30, 2010, 12:05:09 PM »
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« Reply #59 on: October 30, 2010, 12:11:09 PM »
Meat sack come from the movie MIB.

There was an episode of Star Trek - The Next Generation where alien microbes called humans, "Ugly bags of mostly water."

Guess they didn't know about those 5 lbs. of undigested meat, ay?
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