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Bathroom Humor
« on: November 05, 2010, 05:31:46 AM »
My family enjoys corny humor, word-play. bathroom humor and the like.  My wife and I both grew up in households were there were tons of puns...  It's a genetic kine ting.

This afternoon my 11 year old son and I were enjoying an after-school frozen float at the local drive-in; you know a scoop of ice cream in Pepsi Icee.  My son usually gets about 2/3 of the way through his and has to excuse himself to go to the restroom.

Today after the bathroom break he returns to the booth looking thoughtful, "You know Dad, I think those frozen floats are made with rocket fuel."

"Really, how so?"

"Every time I eat one I have an I.C.B.M."  (icey BM)

That's my boy!

 
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Re: Bathroom Humor
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 05:35:01 AM »
He then proceeds to inform me that  diarrhea is hereditary.

"Really," says I.

"Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"
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Re: Bathroom Humor
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 01:24:06 PM »
Ha! Those are both awesome!

I'm stealing the second one.
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Re: Bathroom Humor
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 03:42:25 PM »
No one says ICBM anymore....that's so "cold war era"  :P

Very funny!
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Re: Bathroom Humor
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 04:37:28 PM »
Thanks for the chuckle.  I needed that.

I'm raising witty and sarcastic children too.  He'll be rewriting song lyrics soon enough.   ;D Glad there's more of us out their.

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Re: Bathroom Humor
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 05:12:06 PM »
He then proceeds to inform me that  diarrhea is hereditary.

"Really," says I.

"Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"

I LOLed.  Thank you, I needed that today.
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Re: Bathroom Humor
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2010, 05:33:24 PM »
No one says ICBM anymore....that's so "cold war era"  :P

Very funny!

Every time I eat one I have a cruise missle isn't quite as funny...
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