My 11 year old son brought this version of the BOTRK song home from school when he was 7:
Comet, will turn your white teeth green,
Comet, will make you use Listerine.
Comet, will make you vomit,
So buy some Comet and vomit today!
The big qustion is, how did he know music from a 50 year old movie that he's never seen?