aw, come on ..... you both know that just ain't gonna happen
So says Mark Tumarkin, Killer of Dreams
and to think that capt kangaroo was special forces badass at one point...
Well, he was
a Marine, but never saw combat. His badassedness rests simply on him being a Marine (and don't get me wrong, that is plenty badass). But maybe not proven as much as other Hollywood types like Charles Durning, David Niven, Jimmy Stewart, James Doohan, Lee Marvin, Oliver Stone, there's a long list.
And let's not forget Audie Murphy. He became famous because he was a war hero, but still . . .