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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2010, 12:58:50 PM »

...In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

Kill Joy!

I see nothing but coal in Little Tommy's stocking this year!
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2010, 01:00:40 PM »
Yeah, thats fine if you don't believe in santa. But don't spoil it for the rest of us.
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2010, 01:02:09 PM »

...In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

Kill Joy!

I see nothing but coal in Little Tommy's stocking this year!
I'll add it to my collection ;)

Yeah, thats fine if you don't believe in santa. But don't spoil it for the rest of us.

My kids are 5 and know Santa's not real.  But they also know they're not supposed to talk about it, last year there was a lot of crying at their preschool ;D
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2010, 01:13:10 PM »
I think it's inappropriate for this site. :)



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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2010, 01:28:01 PM »
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

Thanks for ruining my Christmas, Mr. Grinch!   :'(

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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2010, 01:28:58 PM »
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2010, 01:43:08 PM »
Personally, I like this "A Christmas Story"


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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2010, 02:01:53 PM »
+ a billionty and eleven!
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2010, 04:52:41 PM »
That movie is in my top 5. "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"   
  And Denny, I have to apologize. I told the joke three times today, ang got big laughs each time. I takes a big man to tell a joke that bad, but a bigger man to admit when a terrible joke isn't so terrible. So, I must be the biggest, joke telling man of them all. I'm gonna go have another beer now.
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2010, 06:34:43 PM »
Barry, if I don't have to apologize for posting it, you don't have to apologize either!
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2010, 06:59:52 PM »
Denny, I NEVER apoligize, I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2010, 09:10:23 PM »
My favorite version of the Christmas Story......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dDsYyTlio
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2010, 11:38:41 PM »
Denny, I NEVER apoligize, I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Well you just did actually.  ;D

That movie is in my top 5. "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"   
  And Denny, I have to apologize. I told the joke three times today, ang got big laughs each time. I takes a big man to tell a joke that bad, but a bigger man to admit when a terrible joke isn't so terrible. So, I must be the biggest, joke telling man of them all. I'm gonna go have another beer now.
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2010, 12:06:33 AM »
A bunch of blahdy blady blah...

You missed the Good Eats Santa Cookie episode. Santa can manipulate time. It makes sense
why would he only travel once a year? Because it takes him a year to visit all the homes. It just
feels like 31 hours to us...
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2010, 07:01:13 AM »
I usually load this up for my kids Christmas Eve:

http://www.noradsanta.org/

My daughter usually gets a kick out of it.  She's 7 now and I think she's starting to suspect some things (friends with older siblings in the school yard and she's a pretty smart kid), but she wants to believe and wants to keep the excitement there for her 2 year old brother.
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