That movie is in my top 5. "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"
And Denny, I have to apologize. I told the joke three times today, ang got big laughs each time. I takes a big man to tell a joke that bad, but a bigger man to admit when a terrible joke isn't so terrible. So, I must be the biggest, joke telling man of them all. I'm gonna go have another beer now.