"Hey we found a dead mouse in our beer eh. Uh, that means you owe us a free case." - the best beer movie ever
I like the chili brush idea. Reminds me of a friend’s story, he had unexpected guests showing up at dinner time a little too frequently. So after dinner he invited them to stay and relax while he did the dishes, real quick. He called the dogs and let them lick each dinner plate clean before putting them back into the cupboards. Go figure but for whatever reason those folks don't come by so much anymore.