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Offline bluefoxicy

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Okay, 3D sucks
« on: January 11, 2011, 07:58:18 AM »
I suddenly have depth perception.  I never have before.

The world looks like a crappy Xbox game.  Or like this



That's what stuff looks like in the real world.  I thought only 3D modeling programs produced so much fake, plastic-looking overdramatic 3D effects.  I'm staring at a tea cup like I smoked something I shouldn't have.

It just happened.

My hearing also suddenly became very fixed and precise and sharp, among other odd perceptual shifts.  I had a serious mental breakdown when I realized the synesthesia was gone; but I think that's a matter of an overloaded neural link, and it's slowly coming back.  Might need a few days to recover.  I don't think I can actually survive without that; the world is in 3D but everything I hear is very flat and lifeless, that's not right.  Where's the shapes and colors in the music?  Where's the impossible textures and hues that can't physically exist?

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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 08:15:17 AM »
I suddenly have depth perception.  I never have before.

The world looks like a crappy Xbox game.  Or like this



That's what stuff looks like in the real world.  I thought only 3D modeling programs produced so much fake, plastic-looking overdramatic 3D effects.  I'm staring at a tea cup like I smoked something I shouldn't have.

It just happened.

My hearing also suddenly became very fixed and precise and sharp, among other odd perceptual shifts.  I had a serious mental breakdown when I realized the synesthesia was gone; but I think that's a matter of an overloaded neural link, and it's slowly coming back.  Might need a few days to recover.  I don't think I can actually survive without that; the world is in 3D but everything I hear is very flat and lifeless, that's not right.  Where's the shapes and colors in the music?  Where's the impossible textures and hues that can't physically exist?

I'd say you should call your doctor.
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2011, 08:16:19 AM »
Or your dealer... :o
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2011, 09:56:30 AM »
Or your local taquería!

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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 10:27:33 AM »
See what happens when we let a couple BFI threads go under the radar, and not derail them? They just get stranger, and stranger..... ::)
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2011, 11:28:39 AM »
Let the de-railing begin......   ;D




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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2011, 11:35:49 AM »
Last night I dreamed a turtle was eating a taco...

It was all so clear and in 3D.
The sound of the turtle crunching the taco shell was astounding.
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2011, 11:43:23 AM »
Last night I dreamed a turtle was eating a taco...

It was all so clear and in 3D.
The sound of the turtle crunching the taco shell was astounding.


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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2011, 12:56:58 PM »
Last night I dreamed I was a foot.
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2011, 01:09:57 PM »
Last night I dreamed I was a foot.

 A foot as in afoot, ie. walking and traveling?

 Or, a foot as in that platform that is attached to the bottom of the leg?

Interesting either way.
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2011, 01:22:21 PM »
blue, it's been fun messing with your threads and all that over the years.  But sometimes I do worry about you.  I don't think you are rational half the time.  I think you are having a hard time communicating and it's being mistook for attention getting.  Maybe you should go see a doctor about these things you think about. 

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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2011, 01:38:57 PM »
Last night I dreamed a turtle was eating a taco...

It was all so clear and in 3D.
The sound of the turtle crunching the taco shell was astounding.

 Last night I dream I Was a turtle eating a taco. Iwas in a prk with many other turtles, and there was a taco stand.
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2011, 02:55:32 PM »
know what doesn't suck?! Pink Floyd in 3D!
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2011, 02:57:23 PM »
know what doesn't suck?! Pink Floyd in 3D!

You only thought it was in 3D  ;D
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Re: Okay, 3D sucks
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2011, 03:51:58 PM »
A foot on the end of a leg.

Its a recurring dream that always ends with me realizing that im in a shoe cause im a foot.

It always happens when I eat almonds before bed.



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