Latest Woods family photo.

[ndcube]

Not the league. One team. I like football too, but would anyone miss the Browns?

The guy I sit next to at work would.  He's usually pretty grumpy on a Monday.  Once a year on a Tuesday.

[akr71]

lol! Ok, Chiefs, Browns and Lions are gone. Let's get our boys to Mars in STYLE!

How about football ON Mars!  That would be cool. Makes more sense than games in London or Toronto!   How many yards could Brees throw for then?

[ndcube]

lol! Ok, Chiefs, Browns and Lions are gone. Let's get our boys to Mars in STYLE!

How about football ON Mars!  That would be cool. Makes more sense than games in London or Toronto!   How many yards could Brees throw for then?

Imagine how much tickets would cost.  Plus there's the fact that it would take the better part of a year to get there.

[theDarkSide]

  Plus there's the fact that it would take the better part of a year to get there.

Kinda like it is now driving to a Pats game...

[a10t2]

Imagine how much tickets would cost.  Plus there's the fact that it would take the better part of a year to get there.

Yeah, but just think of the EIGHT MONTH TAILGATE.

[Steverino]

I gotta say that I really don't find that funny....

+1

I agree. Not funny.

[ndcube]

Oh yeah. I forgot this thread wasn't about mars and football.

[beerocd]

Oh yeah. I forgot this thread wasn't about mars and football.

Besides, I can't even afford to go to a game here on Earth. 

-OCD

[nicneufeld]

I simply don't find making fun of someone's misfortune funny....

OK, OK, I'm sorry, the Chiefs have actually won a few games recently, in all fairness.   

[maxieboy]

Well said rabid_dingo. For the posters trying to run the thread into the ditch, start a Mars/hockey/football thread.
I need a beer...

[majorvices]

Hey, threads in the "off topic"section should never stay on topic. That is the unwritten rule of interweb forums. 

[babalu87]

On the one hand it sounds good saying he "got what he deserved"

What if it was flipped?

What if the woman had three Ho phones and the jelous husband went into a rage and beat her ass?

Not so funny now is it?

He is a scumbag though, putting his family through this.

[beerocd]

1) What if the woman had three Ho phones
2) and the jelous husband went into a rage and beat her ass?
3) Not so funny now is it?
4) He is a scumbag though, putting his family through this.

1) if she had what? please explain.
2) new episode of cops.
3) no, but like when someone falls - it wouldn't be funny if they died. There's levels.
4) yep - it's basically a hollywood wedding though. It's to be expected.

-OCD

[babalu87]

1) What if the woman had three Ho phones
2) and the jelous husband went into a rage and beat her ass?
3) Not so funny now is it?
4) He is a scumbag though, putting his family through this.

1) if she had what? please explain.
2) new episode of cops.
3) no, but like when someone falls - it wouldn't be funny if they died. There's levels.
4) yep - it's basically a hollywood wedding though. It's to be expected.

-OCD

Ho phones

Phones rich guys buy for their mistresses.

[summy]

Heard this one recently, forgive me if you've already seen it.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards.