Try a RIS exploding out of the "Mr Beer" keg on the top shelf in the coat closet.
I spent the good part of a weekend afternoon repeatedly rinsing out the full-length cashmere dress coat and its pockets which caught a significant % of the beer. Needless to say, the rest of the coat closet was collaterally damaged. Massive darkly-colored spewage everywhere.
I cleaned up the coat closet as best as I could. Not perfect, but, I sold the house recently, so it's not my problem anymore!