So I called my wife at work, this is how it went...
"Start thinking of colors you want in the main floor sitting area. I'd like to get that painted soon..."
"I'd like to get the boys room painted first."
I said. Ok we'll live with the beer stains for a while...
...(two long pauses) I think I heard a sigh.
What did you do?
This:
The trub/wort hit 5 separate walls and that includes 3 areas on the ceiling separated by the beams.