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Offline oscarvan

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For all you engineers.....
« on: February 03, 2011, 08:14:25 pm »
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 08:18:01 pm »
I gotta get me one of those!
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 08:18:48 pm »
As a sales engineer, this seems like any normal day at the office for me  ;D ;D ;D
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Offline Tim McManus

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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 08:21:58 pm »
I need to integrate a reciprocating dingle arm into my brewery.
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2011, 10:17:49 pm »
I looked up "turbo enabulator" on you tube, and in the suggestions column was "Woman's Bathroom Fart Prank"    Not sure how these relate, but I'm betting there's a correlation there somewhere!
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 11:52:13 pm »
My first thought was "wrong kind of engineer".

My second thought was "that is just made up gibberish".  I'm right?  ;D
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2011, 12:52:47 am »
NONSENSE = link
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Offline oscarvan

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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2011, 05:35:36 am »
Quote from: tschmidlin on February 03, 2011, 11:52:13 pm
My first thought was "wrong kind of engineer".

My second thought was "that is just made up gibberish".  I'm right?  ;D

Oh no Tom, he's dead serious. Retro-encabulator technology will soon be coming to a dishwasher near you!
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2011, 08:05:09 am »
Quote from: tschmidlin on February 03, 2011, 11:52:13 pm
My first thought was "wrong kind of engineer".

My second thought was "that is just made up gibberish".  I'm right?  ;D

From Wikileaks:
"Retro-encabulator technology was provided to the USDOD via the millenium technology transfer by the Vulcan Science Academy."
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2011, 08:50:40 am »
I'm not an engineer, just a sales wonk. But I could sell the crap out of this!!
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2011, 10:11:36 am »
Quote from: punatic on February 04, 2011, 08:05:09 am
Quote from: tschmidlin on February 03, 2011, 11:52:13 pm
My first thought was "wrong kind of engineer".

My second thought was "that is just made up gibberish".  I'm right?  ;D

From Wikileaks:
"Retro-encabulator technology was provided to the USDOD via the millenium technology transfer by the Vulcan Science Academy."
Got it ;)
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2011, 10:14:17 am »
Hey those were in use when I started working a long time ago.

The FM tape recorder tranport, not the "turboencabulator".  Looks similar to the old Sangamo Sabre VI parts, but those were in a smaller box.  They were transportable - meaning 2 men and a boy could lug them around.  Origianlly those were developed as data recorders for B-52's.  But I digress.
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2011, 10:32:30 am »
That thing is never going to work unless they re-align the Pfetzer valve with the sommel flange.
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 01:17:53 pm »
Quote from: MrNate on February 04, 2011, 10:32:30 am
That thing is never going to work unless they re-align the Pfetzer valve with the sommel flange.

No, that's the beauty of this model!  They've added a pre-ionization nebulizer that maintains valve alignment automatically.
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Re: For all you engineers.....
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2011, 07:24:45 pm »
Quote from: punatic on February 04, 2011, 01:17:53 pm
Quote from: MrNate on February 04, 2011, 10:32:30 am
That thing is never going to work unless they re-align the Pfetzer valve with the sommel flange.

No, that's the beauty of this model!  They've added a pre-ionization nebulizer that maintains valve alignment automatically.
Yes, but if the free floating freebus isn't calibrated to the orbital ionizer then it's totally useless.
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