i didn't want to go there, but you guys kept this going & debil made me do it....
A vacationing penguin is driving her car through Arizona when she notices that the oil pressure light is on.
She gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. She drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. She sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. She gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands she makes a real mess trying to eat with her flippers. After finishing the ice cream, she goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, blushing, "it's just ice cream."