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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2011, 08:47:20 PM »
Spent grains to the compost pile.

A lot of farmers in many countries use human waste other than urine to fertilize crops. The waste is collected in pits to compost during the year and then it is spread in fields.

 My dad told me tales of when he served during the Korean conflict that patrols, especially at night, would come across these when someone would step in them. He said with the snow cover all the terrain looked the same. He also said that luckily they were only about arm pit deep. :(
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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2011, 09:02:25 PM »
Pinnah,
tell me you are NOT planning on brewing a funky belgian bier....  :-\

Too bad you did those hops that way, belgians do use old old hops
to make good good bier with....I do not think they pee on em prior to
the boil however....but then again, it all gets boiled...lol...
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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2011, 01:53:14 AM »
Pinnah,
tell me you are NOT planning on brewing a funky belgian bier....  :-\

Too bad you did those hops that way, belgians do use old old hops
to make good good bier with....I do not think they pee on em prior to
the boil however....but then again, it all gets boiled...lol...

You can also make soap with old hops. Proef Brouwerij (near Gent I think), brewer of the excellent Agent Provacateur, makes soap with Cascade and Fuggles hops. I have some in the ground floor bathroom, it's really nice.
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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2011, 09:34:46 AM »
Too bad you did those hops that way

Shucks.  As a home hop grower, this place is rife with hops.
That is mostly 08 Magnum with some 09 Cascade and a little 09 brownish Zeus thrown in for aroma. ;)

I do have some 07 4% Mt hood in the freezer, that I am saving for the possibility of future lambic fun-funk.










Now you have me feeling wasteful :-[ 
I bet these grapes of Zeus 2010 would add a nice lemony flameout addition?




On the pisstoon, I am thinking pretty gimmicky, for me at least.  Might be a good thing in an urban system,
with folks trying to teach kids stuff, or with limited nutrients for gardening. 
I have to concentrate to use it, and the view is not as good. ::) ;)

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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2011, 01:37:29 PM »
 How did I not notice this thread sooner? I love peeing outside. At night, when I am hanging in the mancave, I just walk around back of it an pee right between the mancave and fence. Think the grass should do well there this summer.

   Hilarious thing happend on the way home from the fishing trip last week. One of the dudes had to take a roadside wizz, so he got out and was going next to the trailer we were pulling with out gear. Well, the driver being as big a wise a$$ as me, decided to pull the truck up about  60 foot, leaving my buddy standing there road side, junk in hand, taking a leak for all passing traffic to see. I've not laughed that hard in years!!!  ;D
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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2011, 01:50:23 PM »
Thank you for that weaz.  I had a simular experience in my younger days. I hadn't thought about it in 30 years.

A friend riding shotgun had me pull over while he jumped out to whiz.  We were on a busy street with lots of traffic.  If I had kept my van still he would have been shielded from everyone; however I chose to move forward about thirty yards.

The sight of him standing there all alone on the side of the road was so funny I couldn't drive for 20 minutes cause I was laughing so hard.  I'm wiping tears away now laughing at the memory.
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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2011, 01:52:41 PM »
The sad thing about today's world is if either of your buddies got noticed by the cops they could now be charged and forced to register on the sex offender's registry.
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« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2011, 01:56:30 PM »
The sad thing about today's world is if either of your buddies got noticed by the cops they could now be charged and forced to register on the sex offender's registry.

True. It happened to me but I was released due to "lack of evidence"!  :D
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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2011, 01:58:59 PM »
The sad thing about today's world is if either of your buddies got noticed by the cops they could now be charged and forced to register on the sex offender's registry.

True. It happened to me but I was released due to "lack of evidence"!  :D

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« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2011, 02:00:50 PM »
When kids were younger on one road trip, they both needed to get out on the side of the interstate to take care of business.  "Uber Cool" older brother (pre-teen) is mortified once he realizes why passing truckers are honking at them.  He looks beside him and sees "Four Year Old" brother standing next to him with his pants around his ankles mooning all the traffic as he did his stuff.
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« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2011, 02:07:07 PM »
Does anyone else want to admit to being the guy on the side of the road instead of the one in the car laughing?  It's been years, thanks for bringing that one back ;D

The sad thing about today's world is if either of your buddies got noticed by the cops they could now be charged and forced to register on the sex offender's registry.
Only in the US.  Remember the 17 year old in Georgia who got 10 years for getting consensual oral from a 15 year old?  They called it "aggravated child molestation".  The law has since been changed but they forbid it being applied retroactively.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_v._State_of_Georgia
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« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2011, 02:13:15 PM »
Does anyone else want to admit to being the guy on the side of the road instead of the one in the car laughing?  It's been years, thanks for bringing that one back ;D

The sad thing about today's world is if either of your buddies got noticed by the cops they could now be charged and forced to register on the sex offender's registry.
Only in the US.  Remember the 17 year old in Georgia who got 10 years for getting consensual oral from a 15 year old?  They called it "aggravated child molestation".  The law has since been changed but they forbid it being applied retroactively.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_v._State_of_Georgia

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« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2011, 02:16:48 PM »
If you should wish to be more PC, in the future please refer to that as a Lewinsky.   ;)
;D

Just trying not to violate forum rules against explicit sexual language.  Lewinsky it is, as long as no one gets confused and thinks there's a cigar involved or blue dresses are required. ;)
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« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2011, 02:20:27 PM »
If you should wish to be more PC, in the future please refer to that as a Lewinsky.   ;)
;D

Just trying not to violate forum rules against explicit sexual language.  Lewinsky it is, as long as no one gets confused and thinks there's a cigar involved or blue dresses are required. ;)

That depends on what the definition of "is" is.
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Re: N-Pee-OK
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2011, 06:07:01 PM »
How did I not notice this thread sooner? I love peeing outside. At night, when I am hanging in the mancave, I just walk around back of it an pee right between the mancave and fence. Think the grass should do well there this summer.

   Hilarious thing happend on the way home from the fishing trip last week. One of the dudes had to take a roadside wizz, so he got out and was going next to the trailer we were pulling with out gear. Well, the driver being as big a wise a$$ as me, decided to pull the truck up about  60 foot, leaving my buddy standing there road side, junk in hand, taking a leak for all passing traffic to see. I've not laughed that hard in years!!!  ;D

I just about blew my drink out through my nose. That is funny as hell Weaz.

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