Make sure you roll up his score sheets and re-insert them in the sock when you mail them out.
It's worth the extra couple of bucks spent on postage in return just to show your loathing. New Rule... Submissions wrapped in dirty laundry will only be considered as category #17 Sour Ale, even if entered in any other category.
That is the best suggestion yet. It was allowed in, in the end. Trust me it never made it to BOS.
How hard core do you other folks enforce your bottle entry rules, no 22 oz, not flip tops, etc? We had regulations against them, similar to NHC, but still received entries like that.