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I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower.
Quote from: euge on February 28, 2011, 11:48:43 pmI remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower.What is that to you? I know the song, and I've heard of some mixed rinks by that name . . .
Lyrics - Brass Monkey (chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky MonkeyBrass Monkey - junkie That funky MonkeyGot this dance that's more than realDrink Brass Monkey - here's how you feelPut your left leg down - your right leg upTilt your head back - let's finish the cupM.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the canAdrock gets nice with Charlie ChanWe're offered Moet - we don't mind ChivasWherever we go with bring the Monkey with usAdrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.Double R. foots the bill most definitelyI drink Brass Monkey and I rock wellI got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell(repeat chorus)Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplaceWhen it's time to get ill - I pour it on my faceMonkey tastes Def when you pour it on iceCome on y'all it's time to get niceCoolin' by the lockers getting kind of funkyMe and the crew - we're drinking Brass MonkeyThis girl walked by - she gave me the eyeI reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish FlyI put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cupWent over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lipIt did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip(repeat chorus)Step up to the bar - put the girl downShe takes a big gulp and slaps it aroundTake a sip - you can do it - you get right to itWe had a case in the place and we went right through itYou got a dry Martini - thinking you're coolI'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stoolI'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulpAnd if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulpMonkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'The song and dance keeping you in a tranceIf you don't buy my record I got my advanceI drink it - I think it - I see it - I be itI love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. itWe got the bottle - you got the cupCome on everybody let's get ffffff(repeat chorus)
I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on...
Quote from: euge on February 28, 2011, 11:48:43 pmI remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on...
Quote from: punatic on March 01, 2011, 12:55:25 amQuote from: euge on February 28, 2011, 11:48:43 pmI remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on... What a great t-shirt. Can they be procured through the internets?
It's a premixed bottle. Tastes great and packs a whallop. Don't know if it is made any more.
Quote from: euge on March 01, 2011, 12:53:59 amIt's a premixed bottle. Tastes great and packs a whallop. Don't know if it is made any more.Maybe it's marketed under the name four loco Great shirt.
A shower beer... I never thought of that. Great idea!I often hike out across Kilauea's lava fields to photograph and video the active flows. This often means hiking 10 -15 miles across rough terrain with a backpack full of equipment (and always a widget can of Guinness - Pele likes her stout).When I get home from an expedition I jump into a steaming tub to soak the miles off of my sore and tired muscles and feet. It is usually a three-beer soak. Sweet relief!"My name is Carl.""Hi Carl!""I am a lava junky..."Lava's a Many Splendored Thing
Quote from: punatic on February 27, 2011, 10:17:35 pm"My name is Carl.""Hi Carl!""I am a lava junky..."Lava's a Many Splendored Thing"My name is Dave""Hi Dave"" I am a Kimberlite junky"
"My name is Carl.""Hi Carl!""I am a lava junky..."Lava's a Many Splendored Thing
Quote from: phillamb168 on March 01, 2011, 01:32:09 amQuote from: punatic on March 01, 2011, 12:55:25 amQuote from: euge on February 28, 2011, 11:48:43 pmI remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on... What a great t-shirt. Can they be procured through the internets?That's my favorite Florida beer name. It's from McGuires Irish pub in both Destin and Pensacola.Here's a link to their online store http://www.mcguiresirishpub.com/giftshop/shopdisplaycategories.asp?id=1&cat=Apparel