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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2011, 12:06:38 AM »
I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower.
What is that to you?  I know the song, and I've heard of some mixed rinks by that name . . .
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2011, 12:53:59 AM »
I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower.
What is that to you?  I know the song, and I've heard of some mixed rinks by that name . . .
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Lyrics - Brass Monkey

(chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

(repeat chorus)

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

(repeat chorus)

Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle - you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff

(repeat chorus)

It's a premixed bottle. Tastes great and packs a whallop. Don't know if it is made any more.
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 12:55:25 AM »
I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on... ;D

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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2011, 01:32:09 AM »
I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on... ;D



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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2011, 01:37:25 AM »
I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on... ;D



What a great t-shirt. Can they be procured through the internets?

I love it.
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2011, 02:33:28 AM »
It's a premixed bottle. Tastes great and packs a whallop. Don't know if it is made any more.
Maybe it's marketed under the name four loco ;)

Great shirt. ;D
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 02:58:38 AM »
It's a premixed bottle. Tastes great and packs a whallop. Don't know if it is made any more.
Maybe it's marketed under the name four loco ;)

Great shirt. ;D

Different beast entirely. It actually tasted good. However, the results are disturbingly similar...
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2011, 05:36:56 AM »
I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on... ;D



What a great t-shirt. Can they be procured through the internets?

That's my favorite Florida beer name.  It's from McGuires Irish pub in both Destin and Pensacola.
Here's a link to their online store http://www.mcguiresirishpub.com/giftshop/shopdisplaycategories.asp?id=1&cat=Apparel
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2011, 08:04:39 AM »
I dunno next you guys will  decide you  enjoy showers so much and your  going to spend most of your  time in the shower, even going as far as to buy a waterproof phone, prepare a dinner there and install a garbage disposal in your bathtub drain.


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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2011, 08:25:13 AM »
A shower beer...  I never thought of that.  Great idea!

I often hike out across Kilauea's lava fields to photograph and video the active flows.  This often means hiking 10 -15 miles across rough terrain with a backpack full of equipment (and always a widget can of Guinness - Pele likes her stout).

When I get home from an expedition I jump into a steaming tub to soak the miles off of my sore and tired muscles and feet.  It is usually a three-beer soak.  Sweet relief!

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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2011, 01:33:22 PM »

"My name is Carl."
"Hi Carl!"
"I am a lava junky..."

Lava's a Many Splendored Thing



"My name is Dave"
"Hi Dave"
" I am a Kimberlite junky"


No Kimberlite here.   :(
Just basalt with olivine phenocrysts.


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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2011, 01:43:23 PM »
I remember slamming a bottle of Brass Monkey in the shower. Was getting ready to go to the strip club on a Friday night. Woke up face down on the floor of my bedroom. Never even got a chance to pull my pants on... ;D



What a great t-shirt. Can they be procured through the internets?

That's my favorite Florida beer name.  It's from McGuires Irish pub in both Destin and Pensacola.
Here's a link to their online store http://www.mcguiresirishpub.com/giftshop/shopdisplaycategories.asp?id=1&cat=Apparel

My good friend Gary Essex is the head brewer at McGuire's in Destin.  Another homebrewer turned pro success story.
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2011, 09:36:09 PM »
I love shower beers. You never have to worry about getting up to run to the bathroom that way.
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2011, 09:41:41 PM »
+1 only thing as good as a shower beer, is a shower pee.  ;D
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Re: Just had a great shower beer
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2011, 10:54:20 PM »
Punatic,
What size is that peridot? nothing for scale.....I have a good friend that is always
looking for good size peridot in that color...just sayin.;...Pm me if those things
are 10 plus carats.... ;)
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