I wish.. Denny sounds more like the dude than I ever could.
Although the Big Lebowski did spark a funny conversation the other week as we drove from LA to San Francisco. The whole car load of guys agreed that it was indeed ok for a man to be envious and desirous of Sam Elliot's mustache as evidenced by the Big Lebowski.
Also, I developed a movie corollary that needs checking. I believe that in any movie that Sam Elliot appears in sans mustache, he's a shady character or out right the bad guy. Mustache = good guy.