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Offline weazletoe

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I'm getting a divorce.
« on: March 07, 2011, 02:22:17 pm »
Yes.....Things between me and holly have gotten REALLY bad. i opened the fridge Saturday morning, to get some bacon to go with my scrambled eggs, and what do I find..............turkey bacon!! That's is!!!! i'm walking!!!!  ;D
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 02:23:38 pm »
Dude, it's proof that she loves ya and is saving you from yourself!
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 02:25:04 pm »
Don't do it.  Turkey bacon isn't that bad.  Besides, you can eat twice as much of it.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 02:27:44 pm »
Did you taste it?

If it's the fat she's worried about, get yourself some of this - it's so good.
http://www.properbritishbacon.com/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=5&Itemid=2&TreeId=1
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 02:32:43 pm »
Quote from: denny on March 07, 2011, 02:23:38 pm
Dude, it's proof that she loves ya and is saving you from yourself!

Actually, Turkey Bacon has about the same amount of fat but 2X the sodium! All you have to do is look at the Nutrition facts to see I'm true. Eat real bacon and do it in moderation. Real bacon is not the health demon do many people make it out to be.
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Offline MrNate

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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 02:36:08 pm »
I can't say the turkey bacon didn't contribute to my situation, in all honesty.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 02:55:25 pm »
Quote from: majorvices on March 07, 2011, 02:32:43 pm
Quote from: denny on March 07, 2011, 02:23:38 pm
Dude, it's proof that she loves ya and is saving you from yourself!

Actually, Turkey Bacon has about the same amount of fat but 2X the sodium! All you have to do is look at the Nutrition facts to see I'm true. Eat real bacon and do it in moderation. Real bacon is not the health demon do many people make it out to be.

Hey, thanks for the info.  I can't wait to show my wife!  Sodium is an even bigger concern for me than fat.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 04:44:46 pm »
I'm just happy you're not really getting a divorce.

Now go buy your own damn bacon. In bulk.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 04:55:18 pm »
You had me concerned for a second until I read the word "bacon" in your post and at that very moment I knew it was all going to be okay...

Thank God.  ;D
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 05:20:12 pm »
Quote from: weazletoe on March 07, 2011, 02:22:17 pm
Yes.....Things between me and holly have gotten REALLY bad. i opened the fridge Saturday morning, to get some bacon to go with my scrambled eggs, and what do I find..............turkey bacon!! That's is!!!! i'm walking!!!!  ;D

And you are waiting until Monday to tell us?! Man you are slacking. :o
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 05:23:03 pm »
Quote from: gordonstrong on March 07, 2011, 04:44:46 pm
Now go buy your own damn bacon. In bulk.

Better yet, MAKE your own damn bacon and put whatever you want in it.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 05:36:04 pm »
Just be happy you didn't find a box of these

http://www.morningstarfarms.com/products_veggie-bacon-strips.aspx
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Offline weazletoe

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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 06:23:32 pm »
Quote from: euge on March 07, 2011, 05:20:12 pm

And you are waiting until Monday to tell us?! Man you are slacking. :o

Took that long for me to cool off, and discuss it rationally.  ;D
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 06:26:30 pm »
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2011, 06:28:28 pm »
Quote from: weazletoe on March 07, 2011, 06:23:32 pm
Quote from: euge on March 07, 2011, 05:20:12 pm

And you are waiting until Monday to tell us?! Man you are slacking. :o

Took that long for me to cool off, and discuss it rationally.  ;D

Wrong! You were grounded from the computer til today because of your temper tantrum!  :D
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