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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2011, 06:29:03 PM »
Turkey bacon just sounds so wrong...so, well, artificial...I mean, if its cured and smoked turkey strips, fine, but bacon it is not.  The same way I don't want mock turkey legs made out of pork.

On second thought, those might be pretty dang tasty!  Turkey made out of bacon!  Its a thanksgiving MIRACLE!

Back bacon (sometimes known as canadian bacon), which you can make yourself fairly easily, is a great lower fat alternative, but anything that is "bacon" is cured, and anything cured is high in sodium at some level.  Can't cure without salt!

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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2011, 12:06:50 AM »
Just leave it in there and let it rot.  There is no bacon on a turkey.

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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2011, 06:17:13 AM »
Last Thanksgiving, my mom made a turkey wrapped in bacon. It was the best turkey I've ever had. And the bonus was we got to eat bacon as a side dish. I'm not sure what I ate more of, the turkey, or the bacon.
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2011, 07:01:46 AM »
Last Thanksgiving, my mom made a turkey wrapped in bacon. It was the best turkey I've ever had. And the bonus was we got to eat bacon as a side dish. I'm not sure what I ate more of, the turkey, or the bacon.

Oh man, now ya did it...  I just set up a countdown to Thanksgiving clock widget on my desktop.

BTW  Happy Mardi Gras everybody!
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Re: I'm getting a divorce.
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2011, 04:12:11 PM »
I know I'm late on this topic, but I saw the topic and the OP, and I nearly pooped myself.  Don't do that, Barry!
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