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Chicken Salad Disaster
« on: March 24, 2011, 10:53:12 AM »
Don't ask me how the hell I did this.

I was just about finished makikng a big bowl of chicken salad with 5 pieces of chicken and all the add-ins. 

Then..... as I went to grab the spoon to mix everything together, I knocked the WHOLE bowl onto the f'n floor!  And it wasn't a 'clean' drop either  The whole damn batch of chicken salad was fanned out on the floor. 

Into the garbage disposal it goes - as my mood goes into the toilet and I crack a beer to deal....


F**K!!!!!!


(Sorry - just had to vent...)
« Last Edit: March 24, 2011, 10:59:06 AM by beer_monger »
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Re: Chicken Salad Disaster
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2011, 10:58:22 AM »
Don't ask me how the hell I did this.

I was just about finished makikng a big bowl of chicken salad with 5 pieces of chicken and all the add-ins. 

Then..... as I went to grab the spoon to mix everything together, I knocked the WHOLE bowl onto the f'n floor!  And it wasn't a 'clean' drop either  The whole damn batch of chicken salad was fanned out on the floor. 

Into the garbage disposal it does - as my mood goes into the toilet and I crack a beer to deal....


F**K!!!!!!


(Sorry - just had to vent...)

Brother I feel your pain. :-\
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Re: Chicken Salad Disaster
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2011, 10:59:47 AM »
Thanks man. 

I'm already defrosting some more chicken....... ;)
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Re: Chicken Salad Disaster
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2011, 11:49:35 AM »
so, the 5 Second Rule didn't cut it? damn, don't ya hate it when that kinda thing happens?
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Re: Chicken Salad Disaster
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2011, 12:15:08 PM »
Done it, hate it.  You can still scrape some out of the bowl with a spoon to tide you over while you ready the next batch.  Hmmm, might need to make curried chicken salad for dinner tonight . . .
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Re: Chicken Salad Disaster
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2011, 02:25:58 PM »
so, the 5 Second Rule didn't cut it? damn, don't ya hate it when that kinda thing happens?

+1 on da 5-second rule. 

I know it's real cause they checked it out on Myth Busters

You have no pets?  My cats will walk across hot coals for chicken (it's a Hawaii thing   ;) )

Now I get the chicken salad reference in the weather thread.  I thought maybe it was some kind of kinky tenth anniversary kine ting...
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Re: Chicken Salad Disaster
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 09:10:23 AM »
Well, I made a new batch last night, so all is good.  :) 
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Re: Chicken Salad Disaster
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 04:02:36 PM »
Could have been worse dude. Could have been a bacon salad disaster. Now that would be real bad. Tantamount to spilling beer.  ;D
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